While I write a lot about, well…writing, I rarely write about my wife, Janna. She disguises herself as a project manager, but her super power is inventing things. If there’s a problem, her brain will work overtime to solve it. A fantasy writer, by contrast, spends all their intellectual energy creating novel problems. See the beautiful symbiosis here? At the unique intersection of our skill sets, we have discovered a treasure trove of unmet domestic necessities for any household containing a fantasy writer. To that end, and with the goal of someday retiring, we are entering business together.
Announcing: The J&A Plot/Device Company
Our target market? Fantasy authors and the bewildered people who live with them.
With Black Friday long gone, we are still hoping to catch some last-minute holiday shoppers. (For those of you, like me, who struggle with the holidays, our 2026 Catalog will include the Magical Accordion of Expando-Time, but alas, it is still in Beta Testing. Once Karl, our intern, is recovered from the Late Pleistocene, we expect that product to be a hot seller.)
From now until the New Year, we’d like to offer our customers 50% off the first item in our catalog, the Enchanted Fantasy Map Coffee Mug!
Enchanted Fantasy Map Coffee Mug
PROBLEM: Are your peaceful mornings disturbed by conflicting goals?
SOLUTION: Enchanted Fantasy Map Coffee Mug! Specially engineered by Janna, over a period of three years.
This one's gonna sell like hotcakes, folks. Don't delay!
Buy the ENCHANTED FANTASY MAP COFFEE MUG and have your peace restored!
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